SHE IS SO BLONDE....
She thinks she can't listen to her AM radio at night.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She heard that 80% of accidents happen at home, so she moved.
When she missed bus 44, she took bus 22 twice.
She tried to put the in alphabetical order.
At the bottom of her job application where it says
"Sign Here" she wrote "Virgo."
She told her friend to meet her at the corner of
WALK and DON'T WALK.
She thinks the TGIF on her t-shirt stands for "This
Goes In Front."