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She was ll when WWI started, 36 when
WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started.
And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118
years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started. And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118 years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
weepy_groups weepy_groups
12 may
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping.
When my wife is up first and
I'm still
"sleeping."
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping. When my wife is up first and I'm still "sleeping."
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
Put your hand in the box,
Paul
lettuceWellTh lettuceWellTh
20 mar
Put your hand in the box, Paul
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
Especially for English Language
Lovers.. Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete'
and Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun
Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are
'Finished. And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are e 'Completely Finished. His ai answer
Especially for English Language Lovers.. Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished. And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are e 'Completely Finished. His ai answer
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! MYEAH/
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! MYEAH/
Me: You're blocking the view
Dog: AM THE VIEW
Me: You're blocking the view Dog: AM THE VIEW
My family needs prayers.
Just found out my grandpa is addicted to
Viagra..
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
preparedgoodti preparedgoodti
18 mar
My family needs prayers. Just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.. No one is taking it harder than grandma.
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
TopHat TopHat
8 mar
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
It's called Integrity...
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you. It's called Integrity...
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff
MA LL Nm
Nin Or Op Rv sd
TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9,
I234567F 91
BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff MA LL Nm Nin Or Op Rv sd TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9, I234567F 91 BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
MY GROCERY STORE
USES 6 CHECKOUTS.
UNLESS IT'S BUSY,
THEN THEY USE 2.
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
MY GROCERY STORE USES 6 CHECKOUTS. UNLESS IT'S BUSY, THEN THEY USE 2.
TARGET CASHIER:
"DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
ME:
"FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TARGET CASHIER: "DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" ME: "FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
Facebook employees going
through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
meow meow
15 mar
Facebook employees going through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
This person tried to unlock your Phone
This person tried to unlock your Phone
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.