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should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
PORN GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE AN UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY IDEA OF HOW QUICKLY A PLUMBER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
PORN GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE AN UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY IDEA OF HOW QUICKLY A PLUMBER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
Lord, please give me patience, because if you give me strength 'll need bail money too.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
Lord, please give me patience, because if you give me strength 'll need bail money too.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
No matter how poor you
) think you are.
\ you have a
family, you have everything.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
No matter how poor you ) think you are. \ you have a family, you have everything.
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
love unlikely friendships like this it's so cute
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE
THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
Cheating on me is easy.
But learning how to walk after
I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping.
Unknown Author
Cheating on me is easy. But learning how to walk after I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping. Unknown Author
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it.
Also Katie:
atie: dont want the COVID Vaccine, don't trust what they put in it. Also Katie:
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN
NEITHER ONE WORKS
dad0f2 dad0f2
29d
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN NEITHER ONE WORKS
Fellow
Ben
Every year.
EVERY YEAR.
Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
Fellow Ben Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
My human be like. "Stop Barking!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a hundred times better than growing up with a cellphone in her (his) hand.
finickycountry finickycountry
11 mar
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a hundred times better than growing up with a cellphone in her (his) hand.
Family Discovers Their One-eyed
Cat Has a Little Admirer Who Visits
Him Every Day
Family Discovers Their One-eyed Cat Has a Little Admirer Who Visits Him Every Day
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING,
GOD IS GOOD,
ALL THE TIME!
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING, GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME!
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
Meat_Head Meat_Head
27d
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.