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Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ?
Malphabet
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BearWarrior BearWarrior
21 may
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ? Malphabet ff
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
blindNflmemes blindNflmemes
12 mar
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO
THE GROCERY STORE
THEY LIED,
EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO THE GROCERY STORE THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like,
"What is it boy?
What do you see?"
Matt420 Matt420
9 mar
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like, "What is it boy? What do you see?"
He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise
alb2655 alb2655
16d
He needed a photo for his resume and didn't have a jacket, so we had to improvise
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY.
KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS"
SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN
WITH "TREATS"
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
Every family has one weird relative.
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
You cannot save everyone,
Some people are
going to destroy themselves
no matter how much
you try to help them.
Simple
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
You cannot save everyone, Some people are going to destroy themselves no matter how much you try to help them. Simple
mahimul mahimul
16 mar
HOW TO KEEP YOUR "IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS" SAFE
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
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BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH
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It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD
IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER