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everything is grEAT
they paid me chicken nuggets be model
eiod lowe america
wow everything is grEAT they paid me chicken nuggets be model eiod lowe america
CALM DOWN MAN!
JUST COUNTING THEM
CALM DOWN MAN! JUST COUNTING THEM
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE
THEV'II CIIDELY
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE THEV'II CIIDELY
DEAR LIFE,
COULD YOU AT LEAST START USING LUBRICANT?
DEAR LIFE, COULD YOU AT LEAST START USING LUBRICANT?
This is for all you nosy fuckers.
That only follow me to tattie on me.
Fuck you.
This is for all you nosy fuckers. That only follow me to tattie on me. Fuck you.
Every man has this look
'when his wife is driving
Every man has this look 'when his wife is driving
I ate that Leprechaun
He was maaically delicious!
I ate that Leprechaun He was maaically delicious!
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
DarkAsh2011
24 jun
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
PSA: my dad runs a organization called G.0.C
( guardians of the children ) they are bikers against child abuse if you or anyone you know is to scared to testify or go through it alone they will go with or for you
PSA: my dad runs a organization called G.0.C ( guardians of the children ) they are bikers against child abuse if you or anyone you know is to scared to testify or go through it alone they will go with or for you
*There is ho weapon more
cleaelliy than the will.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
*There is ho weapon more cleaelliy than the will.
DOGS
MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG.
SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE.
HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU.
THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART.
THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR.
DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART...
AND ON YOUR FLOORS.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
DOGS MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED. OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG. SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE. HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU. THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART. THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR. DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART... AND ON YOUR FLOORS. weealgattcinprsion com
GROUND YOURSELF
The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are
transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
soullist soullist
17 mar
GROUND YOURSELF The grounding effect of walking barefoot where free electrons from the earth are transferred into your body is one of the moct notent antinvidante known in recearch
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
have you ever looked at
someone and thought...
That person needs some slap therapy.
Willow37 Willow37
14 mar
have you ever looked at someone and thought... That person needs some slap therapy.
Don't let a little rain ruin your summer plans.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
Don't let a little rain ruin your summer plans.
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath,
step on through and start a new
chapter in my life."
AT
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath, step on through and start a new chapter in my life." AT
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN
THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
bigwoody bigwoody
7 mar
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
ta -
CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
ta - CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.