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So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: 'shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That too.
So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter? Little girl: *hides behind her mom* Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her. Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah... Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione? Little girl: 'shakes head* Me: Ron? Harry? Little girl: LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT. Me: Uh. Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS. Me: That too.
PM MAD ABOUT SOMETHING \
NEVER
RESEARCHED!
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
PM MAD ABOUT SOMETHING \ NEVER RESEARCHED!
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
IF WTF WAS BIRD
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
noonaryDaily noonaryDaily
20 mar
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.
your @cards
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time. your @cards
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
The giant dogs loveime!
The giant dogs loveime!
HO REMEMBERS I
"WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
HO REMEMBERS I "WHEN BUBBLEGUM CAME WITH CON
The one thing I could not protect you from was...
time
Gargoyle Gargoyle
12 mar
The one thing I could not protect you from was... time
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
wateryPuns420 wateryPuns420
22 apr
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
live the thug life, but the T is silent
live the thug life, but the T is silent
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
The cooks at McDonald's
assembling the burgers:
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The cooks at McDonald's assembling the burgers:
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
krista81179 krista81179
11 mar
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones.
AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
Friends are like your boobs, you've got big ones, smalls ones and fake ones. AUNTY ACID 2020 aunty acid
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized
he was NOT cut out to be an
emotional sunnort dog after all.
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized he was NOT cut out to be an emotional sunnort dog after all.
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER!
tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER! tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like,
"What is it boy?
What do you see?"
Matt420 Matt420
9 mar
Your dick ever just get randomly hard and you're just like, "What is it boy? What do you see?"
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"
AliciaWilliams22 AliciaWilliams22
14 jun
"When you have given up all hope in finding a good relationship"