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So that's what the top step is for
So that's what the top step is for
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10
MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING
MaryReyes
8 mar
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING
Me in my
not easy being old.
Me in my not easy being old.
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
13 mar
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
JennyGoff
24 mar
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW
ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED
ASLEEP!
lberg32819 lberg32819
10 mar
DRAWA PENIs DIDN'T DRAW ON MY FACE WHILE WAS TRACED ASLEEP!
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
densojb3 densojb3
7d
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
ig: @rip.emotions
@rip_emotions
My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one
Me: But this one smells like you
ig: @rip.emotions @rip_emotions My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one Me: But this one smells like you
When your going to a party and you are trying to impress the ladys
RyderScott
14 mar
When your going to a party and you are trying to impress the ladys
So, was just wondering...
Does 3 glasses of wine and
Bloody Mary:
equal 5 servings _I of fruits and vegetables?
So, was just wondering... Does 3 glasses of wine and Bloody Mary: equal 5 servings _I of fruits and vegetables?
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
Is there nicer feeling than being in room full of people and the dog chooses to come
sit next to you?
ME WITH 3 BAGS OF COCAINE STUCH UP MY ASS
al
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
Is there nicer feeling than being in room full of people and the dog chooses to come sit next to you? ME WITH 3 BAGS OF COCAINE STUCH UP MY ASS al
@dog_rates
This is Silas. He wanted to show you his new raincoat and announce he's challenging the next storm he sees.
would be his backpup
& Silas
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
@dog_rates This is Silas. He wanted to show you his new raincoat and announce he's challenging the next storm he sees. would be his backpup & Silas PM - - Twitter for iPhone
Sometimes I delete my own posts because
I'm not the same person
I was 4 ming ago
Sometimes I delete my own posts because I'm not the same person I was 4 ming ago
Rubber, You're Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces
Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch
Diameter Exit Wound In You
Rubber, You're Glue Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch Diameter Exit Wound In You
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are.
Sit back, and listen.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are. Sit back, and listen.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
eddekane eddekane
7 mar
Some cat tried to replace my cat the.dailykitten
She was so gentle@
Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere.... You only have to look to see it
-Bob Ross
jolee
8 mar
Look around. Look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere.... You only have to look to see it -Bob Ross
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth?
Minding your own damn business!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business!