So the other day I am driving to pick up my son from school and I noticed this cop car dragging a hose from gas pump. I followed him to see how long it would take him to notice it. Then, to my surprise, he pulls someone over! So I wait until he walks up to the vehicle and quickly get out and run over to his ear.
put my hand on the nozzie and pretend like I'm pumping his gas. Then notice the guy in the car is.
laughing his ass off and can hear the cop ask him,
"you think this is about the traffic stop) and the guy looks at him and says "no, but that is.", as he points back at me. I will never forget the look on that cop's face... Priceless.
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