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So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart.
Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart. Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
Today,
I pray that God heals every person That Is
Living in pain.
AMEN!
Today, I pray that God heals every person That Is Living in pain. AMEN!
The tiger the lion may be more powerful,
but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
taniaye taniaye
10 mar
The tiger the lion may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.
happy_memezar happy_memezar
13 mar
This kid's_sound effects! are so accurate
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
It you see a beach, you either have the mind of an artist or you need a vacation...
It's actually the bottom of a Car door that needs repair.
It you see a beach, you either have the mind of an artist or you need a vacation... It's actually the bottom of a Car door that needs repair.
ess lhes
Crazy tai
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
ess lhes Crazy tai
Look it's Mommies Last nerve
I want to touch it
Look it's Mommies Last nerve I want to touch it
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR
VACUUM CLEANER HAS
BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON
YOU FOR YEARS.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS.
Here you go: two
Happy Mealg and a
Barely
Here you go: two Happy Mealg and a Barely
Wait, so people can say whatever they want?
Oh, give
~p LMAO! This country is going to be lit!
aa
1wonkyeye 1wonkyeye
9 mar
Wait, so people can say whatever they want? Oh, give ~p LMAO! This country is going to be lit! aa
"all i want are simple nights like this"
BabyBlues BabyBlues
14 mar
"all i want are simple nights like this"
Life Skills
God is about to bless you beyond your
Imagination.
Amen!
Life Skills God is about to bless you beyond your Imagination. Amen!
When pou're an ancient forest witch but pom bave kids
om
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
21 mar
When pou're an ancient forest witch but pom bave kids om
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB:
IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
shanmelton
16 mar
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB: IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
I've bought a fish tank,
Now my cat has his own TV
I've bought a fish tank, Now my cat has his own TV
Julia Carrie Wong
the most important thing I've learned
as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
Julia Carrie Wong the most important thing I've learned as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking
Especially for English Language
Lovers.. Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete'
and Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun
Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are
'Finished. And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are e 'Completely Finished. His ai answer
Especially for English Language Lovers.. Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished. And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are e 'Completely Finished. His ai answer