So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart.
Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences