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So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart.
Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart. Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
The starting pay is $40,000
Later it can go up to $80,000
OK, I'll start later then
elvisiii9 elvisiii9
16 jun
The starting pay is $40,000 Later it can go up to $80,000 OK, I'll start later then
\Who grew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
\Who grew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
And people wonder
our generation grew up
Ernie, how doT
KristinLake KristinLake
10 mar
And people wonder our generation grew up Ernie, how doT
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
When it's 3 am but you're trying to squeeze in one more episode
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders
@snarkybreeders
I don't know who needs to see this but,
sex can sometimes lead to toddlers.
PM
('SB Snarky Breeclers @snarkybreeders @snarkybreeders I don't know who needs to see this but, sex can sometimes lead to toddlers. PM
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
I'M ALWAYS FORCED
SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR
LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
I'M ALWAYS FORCED SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
Idont see the resemhlance,
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
Idont see the resemhlance,
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT.
ES
Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT. ES
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
After sex men always want to ask "did you cum'? Yeah to
the wrong damn house..pass my damn panties! -
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
After sex men always want to ask "did you cum'? Yeah to the wrong damn house..pass my damn panties! -
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
T TELUNG You-
WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
T TELUNG You- WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
When you're at work checking the
time at it's then you check
@_Toxo_
again 3 hours later and it's
When you're at work checking the time at it's then you check @_Toxo_ again 3 hours later and it's