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SO YOU'RE GOING TO GET MILK
BUT YOU HAVETO LEAVE THE SOLAR SYSTEM GET
SO YOU'RE GOING TO GET MILK BUT YOU HAVETO LEAVE THE SOLAR SYSTEM GET
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
mack10 mack10
26d
Me knowing that all my bills are overdue,no relationship,on my last write up at work,no sex,no diet and $14.32 on my debit card
MUD,
PUDDLES; TREES,
"STICKS AND TADPOLES :
MUD, PUDDLES; TREES, "STICKS AND TADPOLES :
le
if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
DON'T THINK WE GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER
WEIUST RUN OUT OF STUPID SHIT DO
MamaSouder MamaSouder
15 mar
DON'T THINK WE GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER WEIUST RUN OUT OF STUPID SHIT DO
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT
goat
BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
rando6977 rando6977
25d
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT goat BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
RAVE NO IDEA
mealy_animal mealy_animal
12 mar
RAVE NO IDEA
We alllave fiiai
ama trignri_
ar ne
We alllave fiiai ama trignri_ ar ne
Ht @Macandmomeans
Husband, texting me from the
store: Hey did you want those mini I
\SS
eggs you mentioned?
Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img.
/ Chocolate is necessary for
K survival.
Husband: ok lol
Me: mean your survival.
Husband: I'll get the economy size bi
bag.
Ht @Macandmomeans Husband, texting me from the store: Hey did you want those mini I \SS eggs you mentioned? Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img. / Chocolate is necessary for K survival. Husband: ok lol Me: mean your survival. Husband: I'll get the economy size bi bag.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get.
nothing done.
We
Sometimes it takes me all day to get. nothing done. We
you're the first thing.- <
think about when i wake up
@vialing ~
you're the first thing.- < think about when i wake up @vialing ~
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
Ss
id
My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy
Ss id My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy
My cat will never forgive me for petting another cat.
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of
'89, relinquished command of USAG Fort
Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a
US, Army installation.
#throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of '89, relinquished command of USAG Fort Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a US, Army installation. #throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.
pepperyOMG2F pepperyOMG2F
18 mar
Sleeping in could easily be my superpowen If not for my arch-nemesis, havina to pee.