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Soccer players when anyone touches them
Soccer players when anyone touches them
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like
I've done 4 lines of coke, taken
30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like I've done 4 lines of coke, taken 30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
"This mirror makes me look ripped."
4
"This mirror makes me look ripped." 4
Someone left their inflatable doll on the plane.
Someone left their inflatable doll on the plane.
Patience with family is
Love.
Patience with others is
Respect.
Patience with self is
Confidence and patience with God is
Faith.
ky
DebraSpencer DebraSpencer
16 mar
Patience with family is Love. Patience with others is Respect. Patience with self is Confidence and patience with God is Faith. ky
*Tips from granny*
If she doesn't cup the
balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
*Tips from granny* If she doesn't cup the balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
an do you do
Wha? garbage
Sigh
eheer, me
Do you mean and occasionally Sa ime makes
an do you do Wha? garbage Sigh eheer, me Do you mean and occasionally Sa ime makes
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
said, "Dust,"
And) then the fight started.
Baddawg69 Baddawg69
18 mar
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" said, "Dust," And) then the fight started.
I think EVERY family had this clock
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
I think EVERY family had this clock
CONFORMITY
IS DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS RIGHT.
ALITY
IS DOING WHAT IS RIGHT
REGARDLESS OF WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING.
SleepyGirl
12 mar
CONFORMITY IS DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS RIGHT. ALITY IS DOING WHAT IS RIGHT REGARDLESS OF WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING.
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
PEOPLE START SHIT
THEN AGT LIKE THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHIT GOT STARTED
SueButton
21 mar
PEOPLE START SHIT THEN AGT LIKE THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHIT GOT STARTED
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention
Stay in your light.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention Stay in your light.
What my Dog thinks he looks like:
Rex Chapman @RexChapman Little Man has it all figured out. Work smarter...
The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
CharElliott CharElliott
13 mar
The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
The one thing I could not protect you from was...
time
Gargoyle Gargoyle
12 mar
The one thing I could not protect you from was... time
*There is ho weapon more
cleaelliy than the will.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
*There is ho weapon more cleaelliy than the will.
Let's keep it simple:
Respect my time.
Match my effort.
Keep your word.
Always be honest.
Stay consistent.
Let's keep it simple: Respect my time. Match my effort. Keep your word. Always be honest. Stay consistent.
HOW MANY OF YOU REMEMBER THIS?
goodsmush goodsmush
17 mar
HOW MANY OF YOU REMEMBER THIS?
eddekane eddekane
18 mar
when you're writing an angry email to someone and they walk in