Social Distancing Pickup
If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
You can't spell virus without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey Babe! Can ship you a drink?
You can't spell quarantine without "UR AQT".
I really can't stay.
Baby it's COVID-19 outside.