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Some chicks be like:
"you cant handle all this
Her
Ass
Some chicks be like: "you cant handle all this Her Ass
fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
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I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10
MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING
MaryReyes
8 mar
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING
Well, that Leprechaun is screwed...
Well, that Leprechaun is screwed...
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
blindNflmemes blindNflmemes
12 mar
Perfectly timed football photos, Part 2:
~ IN 1969, WILLIE NELSON RAN
INTO 'BURNING HOUSE TO SAVE HIS GUITAR, AND A POUND OF CANNABIS.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
~ IN 1969, WILLIE NELSON RAN INTO 'BURNING HOUSE TO SAVE HIS GUITAR, AND A POUND OF CANNABIS.
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
taniaye taniaye
17 mar
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
Smoking meth
And posting
Bible quotes
On Facebook
Does not
Make you
A Methodist
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
Smoking meth And posting Bible quotes On Facebook Does not Make you A Methodist
I have so many questions
The dog was much happy before her
The dog was much happy before her
YALE REALIZE
I'M GONNA
SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
jmgargoyle jmgargoyle
22 apr
YALE REALIZE I'M GONNA SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
This has got to be the photo of the year.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
greek_makoto greek_makoto
15 mar
This is Thorin, he had cerebellar hypoplasia, which basically means his balance is way off. He lives a totally happy life, he just falls over a lot.
Think this plant needs
repotting
oe
-SEE
Think this plant needs repotting oe -SEE
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2
week lockdown"
"Welcome to the 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown"
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this
My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this