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Some people aren't speaking to you because they owe you an apology.
Read this again.
Some people aren't speaking to you because they owe you an apology. Read this again.
The effort I put into not being a serial killer, really needs to be acknowledged
The effort I put into not being a serial killer, really needs to be acknowledged
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
harmonyjuel harmonyjuel
4 nov 2020
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PORN TO THE NEXT LEVEL
JennyGoff
20 mar
WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR PORN TO THE NEXT LEVEL
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB:
IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
shanmelton
16 mar
FIRST RULE OF CUDDLE CLUB: IT BETTER LEAD TO SEX OR YOU ARE OUT OF CUDDLE CLUB
That's it, I'm otter here!
That's it, I'm otter here!
Restaurant owner drives six hours to cook favorite meal for customer with stage 4 cancer
@upworthy
Restaurant owner drives six hours to cook favorite meal for customer with stage 4 cancer @upworthy
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart.
Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart. Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
This is what girls do when you send them dick pics
DavidEastwood DavidEastwood
19 mar
This is what girls do when you send them dick pics
animalmemer animalmemer
17 mar
Coco learned her name today
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
DOGS
MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG.
SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE.
HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU.
THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART.
THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR.
DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART...
AND ON YOUR FLOORS.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
DOGS MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED. OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG. SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE. HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU. THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART. THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR. DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART... AND ON YOUR FLOORS. weealgattcinprsion com
THE THE PART THAT SAYS HOW STIMULUS BILL MUCH YOU'RE GETTING
MarkKeith
15 mar
THE THE PART THAT SAYS HOW STIMULUS BILL MUCH YOU'RE GETTING
WHEN RE READY,
FOR THE WEEKEND
BUT ITS ONLY TUESDAY
Purpleeez Purpleeez
17 mar
WHEN RE READY, FOR THE WEEKEND BUT ITS ONLY TUESDAY
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy-
So, yes. you are rat bastard."
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy- So, yes. you are rat bastard."
"I'm going to sleep early tonight"
Me sharing memes at
@myjesusjam
"I'm going to sleep early tonight" Me sharing memes at @myjesusjam
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day.
LA
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day. LA
Am i Beautiful?
Am i Beautiful?