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Someone's day is about to go to hell
in, 4,3,2..
Someone's day is about to go to hell in, 4,3,2..
If someone gave you
$200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money?
Xavier
Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
groupspositive1 groupspositive1
16 mar
If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money? Xavier Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
Remember guys, that girl you like in this group he has been in this position before
RickyTeal RickyTeal
22 may
Remember guys, that girl you like in this group he has been in this position before
OH LOOK...
VEGAN TOILET PAPER
ONLY .49 CENTS AR
OH LOOK... VEGAN TOILET PAPER ONLY .49 CENTS AR
Where are they now:
Somewhere with no sunlight or shampoo/ apparently
So much win at
KristinLake KristinLake
5 mar
Where are they now: Somewhere with no sunlight or shampoo/ apparently So much win at
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
robot4h3r robot4h3r
11 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
When you try to follow a makeup tutorial.
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
When you try to follow a makeup tutorial.
live the thug life, but the T is silent
live the thug life, but the T is silent
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
IanRobbins IanRobbins
23 may
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big.
on @
Good luck with your studies!
on @ Good luck with your studies!
When you buy a nice present for a loved one
and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
You get what you fucking deserve
When you buy a nice present for a loved one and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!" You get what you fucking deserve
How to store your cats
How to store your cats
AND SHE WAS LIKE THE
BABY'S HAIR IS ALL RED
? e.
AND AWAS LIKE AT DONT MEAN WENDY
AND SHE WAS LIKE THE BABY'S HAIR IS ALL RED ? e. AND AWAS LIKE AT DONT MEAN WENDY
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU SAVE
YOU COULD BE INTERRUPTING THEIR KARMA
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU SAVE YOU COULD BE INTERRUPTING THEIR KARMA
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling.
I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling. I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we