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Someone told me was delusional today,
w Mudgg by Kutmin 2021 ww
laughed so hare almost fell off my unicorn
Someone told me was delusional today, w Mudgg by Kutmin 2021 ww laughed so hare almost fell off my unicorn
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
ONE
Both of them
and Oprah too..
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
12 mar
ONE Both of them and Oprah too..
WAS
YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say
"DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME"
BECALISE WE WEREN'T
A BUNCH OF MORONS
WAS YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say "DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME" BECALISE WE WEREN'T A BUNCH OF MORONS
WONDER DID MY DEALER
wi
WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE HE BAGGED MY SHIT UP...
biff biff
18 mar
WONDER DID MY DEALER wi WASH HIS HANDS BEFORE HE BAGGED MY SHIT UP...
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too
until you put some heat on it."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too until you put some heat on it."
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
YOU NEVER FORGET
THE FEELING OF BEING HIT IN THE
CHIN BY ONE THESE
developed_groups developed_groups
16 mar
YOU NEVER FORGET THE FEELING OF BEING HIT IN THE CHIN BY ONE THESE
Regular Fried
Chicken Chicken
66
MsChris
10 mar
Regular Fried Chicken Chicken 66
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
memezarwtf memezarwtf
18 mar
We honestly do not deserve dogs @ saw this trend where you get in your dogs personal space to see what they do
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
TopHat TopHat
8 mar
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
@24HOURSUCCESS
Always, always trust your gut.
If you feel something is wrong, that's because it usually is.
@24HOURSUCCESS Always, always trust your gut. If you feel something is wrong, that's because it usually is.
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
15 mar
One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME,
THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID,
"TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!"
'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR,
PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
KristinaWood
7 mar
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME, THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID, "TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!" 'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR, PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
feel and hear in the world..
feel and hear in the world..
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
IF YOU SEEME WITHOUT SIT ON MY FACE:
Oh Mickey, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!
Face it you didn't read that,
You sano it
Oh Mickey, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey! Face it you didn't read that, You sano it
My body has absorbed so much disinfectant lately that when pee it actually cleans the toilet.
AUNTY ACID 2020 auntv acid
My body has absorbed so much disinfectant lately that when pee it actually cleans the toilet. AUNTY ACID 2020 auntv acid