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Somewhere out there is a
2-year-old girl whose mother is a stripper, her father is a crackhead and her grandpa is President of the United States.
Somewhere out there is a 2-year-old girl whose mother is a stripper, her father is a crackhead and her grandpa is President of the United States.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies
I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency.
Scale of 1 to 10?
10 get me out of here.
All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency. Scale of 1 to 10? 10 get me out of here. All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY
614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY 614 ACRES OF WHY YOURE STILL FREE.
IT WAS WORTH GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN
THESE GUYS WERE ON TV
dayssupreme dayssupreme
5 apr
IT WAS WORTH GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNING WHEN THESE GUYS WERE ON TV
PRETEND LIKE PEOPLE EVERYDAY
ITS CALLED BE BEING AN ADULT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALLOWED TO BUY ALCOHOL
KristinLake KristinLake
10 mar
PRETEND LIKE PEOPLE EVERYDAY ITS CALLED BE BEING AN ADULT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALLOWED TO BUY ALCOHOL
My teacher: Why don't all of you turn on your cameras so can see your beautiful faces!
My teacher: Why don't all of you turn on your cameras so can see your beautiful faces!
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
I'm red elephant
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
I'm red elephant
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog:
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
TOUCH MY CAKE AND WILL CUT YOU
TOUCH MY CAKE AND WILL CUT YOU
My entire day to day life summed up in two pictures
My entire day to day life summed up in two pictures
TO THE WOMAN WITH THE SCREAMING KID IN WAL-MART
IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW THOSE CONDOMS GOT IN YOUR BE WELCOME!
none8
15 mar
TO THE WOMAN WITH THE SCREAMING KID IN WAL-MART IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW THOSE CONDOMS GOT IN YOUR BE WELCOME!
Yoga classes going well
WinterSnow WinterSnow
3 may
Yoga classes going well
How men wake up in the morning.
Brain: "ah fuck"
Body: "please dont get up"
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
JennyGoff
25 mar
How men wake up in the morning. Brain: "ah fuck" Body: "please dont get up" Dick: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Ben820 Ben820
23 may
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
DAY Ht
ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
DAY Ht ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this
Very Big One.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.
FISHING
INBANTRY
FOLL
VOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT!
FISHING INBANTRY FOLL VOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
think I'm having a Midlife crisis
might die at 48
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
26 jun
think I'm having a Midlife crisis might die at 48