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Sounds like 89% of our elected officials
'Quockerwodger"
(1860)
A quockerwodger was a type of wooden
I puppet. In politics, a quockerwodger was I a politician acting on the instructions 4 of an influential third party, rather than oI properly representing their constituents
Sounds like 89% of our elected officials 'Quockerwodger" (1860) A quockerwodger was a type of wooden I puppet. In politics, a quockerwodger was I a politician acting on the instructions 4 of an influential third party, rather than oI properly representing their constituents
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery.
Calmness iS power."
~James Allen
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
-control is strength. Right thought is mastery. Calmness iS power." ~James Allen @positivemindsetdaily PMD
When I was a kid...
no wait, still do that.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
When I was a kid... no wait, still do that.
Tupperware after you
put spaghetti in it
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
boutta catch me a of
Put something about astrology under
ala
boutta catch me a of Put something about astrology under ala
"Ish that peesha?
pure_dogsare pure_dogsare
13 mar
"Ish that peesha?
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
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WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
Puppy born with a mustache
a little older now, still rocking the stache
GL34 GL34
25 jun
Puppy born with a mustache a little older now, still rocking the stache
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
What in the world?! Made you look!
jokegroupbyWTlist jokegroupbyWTlist
15 mar
What in the world?! Made you look!
\ NOSE NOT
WEAR
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 feb
\ NOSE NOT WEAR
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY,
HANNS
MEANS YOU HAVE ENTIRELY, HANNS
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
Apparently identity thieves are better at guessing my own passwords than I am.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a
Lifetime transiating your soul.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a Lifetime transiating your soul.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
have you ever looked at
someone and thought...
That person needs some slap therapy.
Willow37 Willow37
14 mar
have you ever looked at someone and thought... That person needs some slap therapy.
Lily out here lookin thicc.
Never knew stood for
Ass Thighs & Tiddies.
someCrazytards someCrazytards
21 mar
Lily out here lookin thicc. Never knew stood for Ass Thighs & Tiddies.