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Spreod the
Fuck this shit
I'm out
Spreod the Fuck this shit I'm out
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME,
THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID,
"TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!"
'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR,
PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
KristinaWood
7 mar
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME, THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID, "TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!" 'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR, PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
TODD SPENCE
(@Todd Spence
Actual photo of service dogs watching
Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their
behaving in a theater training.
My heart can't take it
-_Ar_.. L,
TODD SPENCE (@Todd Spence Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My heart can't take it -_Ar_.. L,
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?"
That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?" That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me:
GANT TAKE MY MARINE FRIENDS TO THE BEACH
balance
Nbiz83 Nbiz83
7d
GANT TAKE MY MARINE FRIENDS TO THE BEACH balance
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RUMORS...
I KNOW WHAT I DO &
DON'T DO.
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT RUMORS... I KNOW WHAT I DO & DON'T DO.
RE OLD AS FUCK ROW!
hastyGruntled hastyGruntled
12 jun
RE OLD AS FUCK ROW!
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours.
You listen.
ashwinidodani
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours. You listen. ashwinidodani
Milk truck crashed, looters showed*up moments after
Louie888 Louie888
8 mar
Milk truck crashed, looters showed*up moments after
Yoga classes going well
WinterSnow WinterSnow
3 may
Yoga classes going well
Did you know, sandwiches fit in weed bags
Did you know, sandwiches fit in weed bags
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
AND NOW, IF WOULD LIKE TO REPEAT YOUR VOWS
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
HAT'S GONE IS GONE.
ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
mack10 mack10
27d
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. HAT'S GONE IS GONE. ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
When I was a kid...
no wait, still do that.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
When I was a kid... no wait, still do that.
The purrfect home gym
Glad to see Snoop Dogg's morning delivery is on schedule
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
Glad to see Snoop Dogg's morning delivery is on schedule