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SS I gotta stop drunk ordering SS PRIMENESIA ES Sih
1: WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
SS I gotta stop drunk ordering SS PRIMENESIA ES Sih 1: WHEN YOU ORDER SO MUCH AMAZON PRIME THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
me being proud of my teacher because she at least tried making the assignments fun
my teacher:
me being proud of my teacher because she at least tried making the assignments fun my teacher:
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Mama, just killed a mouse
Mama, just killed a mouse
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS
WHEN MISTREATING MY CHILD WHEN NOT ARQUND
mommysupreme mommysupreme
10 mar
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS WHEN MISTREATING MY CHILD WHEN NOT ARQUND
II
WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop
WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
II WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth
But you still keep listening
p1ousNCFStup1d p1ousNCFStup1d
31 mar
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth But you still keep listening
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr, Prrr, Prrr
shady_groups shady_groups
11 mar
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr, Prrr, Prrr
As long as there is
SOMEONE 43 in the sky _ to protect me,
There is
NO ONE on earth who could break me.
JodieTroupe JodieTroupe
17 mar
As long as there is SOMEONE 43 in the sky _ to protect me, There is NO ONE on earth who could break me.
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
Nah I'll just take the wolf pack
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you.
thoughts
Having hoes will never compare to having one girl that will go to hell and back for you. thoughts
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
77
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. 77
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting
In Trouble For Doodling In Class
Gets A Job Decorating
Restaurant With His Drawinas.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting In Trouble For Doodling In Class Gets A Job Decorating Restaurant With His Drawinas.
"Ish that peesha?
pure_dogsare pure_dogsare
13 mar
"Ish that peesha?
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL
'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG.
RECEPTION
Original Anist
Renradtietanltgites Shell
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL 'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG. RECEPTION Original Anist Renradtietanltgites Shell
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?"
That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
My wife just rolled over to me in bed and whispered, know it's late but do you want to have cheese toast?" That, my friends, is how you keep the romance alive.
Her: Nice ass
Me: That's my stomach
Her: Nice ass Me: That's my stomach