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"ger
stop...
can't breathe you're killing me!
ste hahata "ger stop... can't breathe you're killing me!
After sex men always want to ask "did you cum'? Yeah to
the wrong damn house..pass my damn panties! -
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
After sex men always want to ask "did you cum'? Yeah to the wrong damn house..pass my damn panties! -
I'M ALWAYS FORCED
SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR
LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
I'M ALWAYS FORCED SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
And people wonder
our generation grew up
Ernie, how doT
KristinLake KristinLake
10 mar
And people wonder our generation grew up Ernie, how doT
The starting pay is $40,000
Later it can go up to $80,000
OK, I'll start later then
elvisiii9 elvisiii9
16 jun
The starting pay is $40,000 Later it can go up to $80,000 OK, I'll start later then
T TELUNG You-
WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
T TELUNG You- WAS BORN WITH SHIRE NoS"!
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. AND SOME PEOPLE WONDER WHY I'M SO QUIET AROUND THEM.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
\Who grew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
\Who grew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
Me after exam results:
"Dad, let me explain!"
Me after exam results: "Dad, let me explain!"
When you're at work checking the
time at it's then you check
@_Toxo_
again 3 hours later and it's
When you're at work checking the time at it's then you check @_Toxo_ again 3 hours later and it's
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
taniaye taniaye
6 mar
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother
apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion.
Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion. Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
When was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my
French" just after a swear word... I'll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
When was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word... I'll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Idont see the resemhlance,
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
Idont see the resemhlance,
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT.
ES
Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT. ES