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Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
URS Payment Status We sent out checks to all the ugly people first, so if you have not recieved yours yet... Rand Marnina Raairtifiill
Them: "Who's skull is that?"
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Them:
Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
8 mar
Them: "Who's skull is that?" Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip" Them: "What's in it?" Me: "Vodka and orange juice." Them: Me: "It's a Phillip's head screw driver"
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER!
tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER! tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath,
step on through and start a new
chapter in my life."
AT
"Today I close the door to the past, open the door to the future, take a deep breath, step on through and start a new chapter in my life." AT
SUSAN IS OUT UNTIL THURSDAY 8-
20-2015 DUE TO DEATH
SUSAN ON FRIDAY 8-21-2015 :
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
SUSAN IS OUT UNTIL THURSDAY 8- 20-2015 DUE TO DEATH SUSAN ON FRIDAY 8-21-2015 :
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars
Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
Some people will walk all over you with the shoes you bought them.
Some people will walk all over you with the shoes you bought them.
we all got that one friend who says
"hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car
WY
moistBeats moistBeats
18 mar
we all got that one friend who says "hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car WY
This would be a adorable pet
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
This would be a adorable pet
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
The older get the earlier it gets late.
The older get the earlier it gets late.
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..."
"you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
GONNA KILL THAT DARN CAT..." "you'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE ouT,
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
when you're forced to
take family photos
LMA0
18 mar
when you're forced to take family photos
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
Thewo
most stolen objects
Made by the same motherfuckel
Thewo most stolen objects Made by the same motherfuckel
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Once a hero.
Always a hero.
Respect
mack10 mack10
29 may
Once a hero. Always a hero. Respect