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Friend: All dreams have meaning
My dreams:
Friend: All dreams have meaning My dreams:
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
STONED"
ILONe
STONED" ILONe
"Maybe I'll come" I'm not coming.
"'ll let you know" - I'm not coming.
"!'m not sure yet"- _'I'm very sure I'm not coming.
"l'll try and come"- _I won't try anything.
"'ll think about it"- won't think about anything,
I'm not coming.
"Hopefully I'll come" - Just forget it.
I'TheMinds.lournal
MINDJOURNAL
"Maybe I'll come" I'm not coming. "'ll let you know" - I'm not coming. "!'m not sure yet"- _'I'm very sure I'm not coming. "l'll try and come"- _I won't try anything. "'ll think about it"- won't think about anything, I'm not coming. "Hopefully I'll come" - Just forget it. I'TheMinds.lournal MINDJOURNAL
HI: THESADDEST PIC) ON THE INTERNET
So
SITS SODAPRESSING
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
HI: THESADDEST PIC) ON THE INTERNET So SITS SODAPRESSING
There goes my hero
OMGGGG there was an ice storm where I live and a ton of businesses were closed today besides this Thai restaurant run by this little old lady AND LOOK WHAT SHE POSTED
Verizon LTE PM @ 16% m Rice Paddy fuck yeah we open...
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There goes my hero OMGGGG there was an ice storm where I live and a ton of businesses were closed today besides this Thai restaurant run by this little old lady AND LOOK WHAT SHE POSTED Verizon LTE PM @ 16% m Rice Paddy fuck yeah we open... Like Comment Share Amanda Onusko and 1.1K others
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes left of your break...
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes left of your break...
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board...
27
45
63
72
9x10= 90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong.
The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up.
I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times.
This is how many people in the world will treat you.
They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done."
SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal
MINDIJOURNAL
oralMindsjournal oralMindsjournal
18 mar
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board... 27 45 63 72 9x10= 90 When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong. The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up. I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times. This is how many people in the world will treat you. They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done." SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal MINDIJOURNAL
It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
"When there are more tears than smiles, leave. When there are more fights than jokes, leave. When it hurts more than it feels good, leave. They don't have the right to destroy you just because you love them. And loving them doesn't mean you have to stay."
Life lesson
"When there are more tears than smiles, leave. When there are more fights than jokes, leave. When it hurts more than it feels good, leave. They don't have the right to destroy you just because you love them. And loving them doesn't mean you have to stay." Life lesson
Always leove your horel room like this.
BeardedFatGuy BeardedFatGuy
25 jun
Always leove your horel room like this.
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
If you're cold, they are cold
Ad
Bring em inside and warm em up
If you're cold, they are cold Ad Bring em inside and warm em up
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
Have you ever realized that
Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
.and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22d
Have you ever realized that Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" .and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
came home & my dog peed little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
came home & my dog peed little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
Something ou can look down on and appaowe.of at the same time
eSOramPapote
15 may
Something ou can look down on and appaowe.of at the same time
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized
he was NOT cut out to be an
emotional sunnort dog after all.
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized he was NOT cut out to be an emotional sunnort dog after all.