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Suns fans seeing they won't complete the
"Suns in 4" Prophecy in the NBA Finals:
YLINK
Suns fans seeing they won't complete the "Suns in 4" Prophecy in the NBA Finals: YLINK
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
amireallythelast
We adopted a new cat not knowing they'd become inseparable
amireallythelast We adopted a new cat not knowing they'd become inseparable
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH
ar
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH ar
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak?
of Thrones
To be honest, I was
drunk for most of it.
pr1vateGroups pr1vateGroups
11 mar
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak? of Thrones To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.
Fear does not stop death.
It stops life.
And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles.
It takes away today's peace.
gusto1011 gusto1011
23 mar
Fear does not stop death. It stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace.
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
By the end of march, you're going to be blessed more than
you can imagine.
By the end of march, you're going to be blessed more than you can imagine.
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes
@_Hate_Holly
I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes @_Hate_Holly I'm watching wife swap and it's a hunting family vs a raw food Vegan family. The vegan wife thought she was being slick like "oops forgot to thaw the meat looks like no meat for dinner". This mf went in the backyard and shot a rabbit LMFAO
lwant a new owner
lwant a new owner
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS FRIEND THAT ANNDYS YOU
DON'T TELL HER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER. JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS
SAMOAN1229 SAMOAN1229
9 mar
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS FRIEND THAT ANNDYS YOU DON'T TELL HER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER. JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS
feels
"u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
feels "u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
Idfk who can NOT like this.
Idfk who can NOT like this.
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
ROW ROW ROW YOU BOAT,
GENTLY OFF A CLIFRS
TopHat TopHat
18 mar
ROW ROW ROW YOU BOAT, GENTLY OFF A CLIFRS
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
Pro tip: Adopt a retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties
To win a bet in 1956, Thomas Fitzpatrick stole a small plane from New Jersey and landed it perfectly on a narrow Manhattan street while drunk, in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later, he did it again after a man didn't believe he had done it the first time.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
To win a bet in 1956, Thomas Fitzpatrick stole a small plane from New Jersey and landed it perfectly on a narrow Manhattan street while drunk, in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later, he did it again after a man didn't believe he had done it the first time.
Hence proved size doesn't matter.
it's all about service
Adu'tgasm
mahimul mahimul
18 mar
Hence proved size doesn't matter. it's all about service Adu'tgasm
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
'Just hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me.'
*when finally get in bed to get some rest*
the neighbor's dog :
@white boy on an sdventure
One two, Woof woor"
*when finally get in bed to get some rest* the neighbor's dog : @white boy on an sdventure One two, Woof woor"