Superman was bored one day and was flying around the city when he saw with his x-ray eyes
Wonderwoman in her apartment lying on her back in bed, all naked and legs apart.
So ina flash he swooped in an open
window, made love to her, and quicker than lightning flew off.
"What was that?" asked
"I don't know," said Invisible Man on top of her, "but my ass hurts like hell..."