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me, on my first hour of work
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My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
PicRec PicRec
26 may
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
"Do they still worship us, child?"
"Well, I in a box and they clean it."
"Good, good."
"Do they still worship us, child?" "Well, I in a box and they clean it." "Good, good."
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT.
REMEMBER THAT.
ClayClark
10 mar
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT. REMEMBER THAT.
AS KIDS WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS TRUCK COMING UP THE STREET.
AS ADULTS THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS STAY THE SAME!
AS KIDS WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS TRUCK COMING UP THE STREET. AS ADULTS THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS STAY THE SAME!
ATe
COWORKER ACT tixg
SUPERVisop
+ PLEAasg ACT
Up wacke
ATe COWORKER ACT tixg SUPERVisop + PLEAasg ACT Up wacke
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
the fuck
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
My reaction to pretty much everything these days the fuck
How to store your cats
How to store your cats
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS...
FUNNY SE
WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
Preston6fan Preston6fan
28d
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS... FUNNY SE WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly.
AMEN!
Roskown Capelonal
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly. AMEN! Roskown Capelonal
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
The way he slapped her at the end sLeast Favorite Words
Me: leaves the room for 1 second
My dog:
@doggosdoingthings
omgosh I'm so glad
ur ok
Me: leaves the room for 1 second My dog: @doggosdoingthings omgosh I'm so glad ur ok
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
26d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
My intentions will always be pure, I don't have time to be a shitty person.
(Quotes 'nd Notes)
JennyGoff
13 mar
My intentions will always be pure, I don't have time to be a shitty person. (Quotes 'nd Notes)
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
DocKilgore DocKilgore
14 may
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.