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Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
The dog was much happy before her
The dog was much happy before her
WELL IT LOOKED EASY
WHEN THE DAMN HORSE DID IT
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
WELL IT LOOKED EASY WHEN THE DAMN HORSE DID IT
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad:
Cop delivers Pizza because he arrested the Delivery man Tik
MY GUARDIAN BE LIKE
"TM, GONE LOSE MY JOB END UP IN HELL WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER
MY GUARDIAN BE LIKE "TM, GONE LOSE MY JOB END UP IN HELL WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER
"it's ridiculously painful how emotionally attached we become to people who show no concern for how we feel. it's actually fucked up..."
- rh. Sin
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
"it's ridiculously painful how emotionally attached we become to people who show no concern for how we feel. it's actually fucked up..." - rh. Sin
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
DID YOU KNOW?
When the two ears are put side by side, it forms the shape of a heart.
Interestingly, the word ear" sits right in the middle of the word "heart" (h-ear-t).
The ear is the way to the heart, so if you want someone's heart, learn to listen to
them. @anewme_a.w
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
DID YOU KNOW? When the two ears are put side by side, it forms the shape of a heart. Interestingly, the word ear" sits right in the middle of the word "heart" (h-ear-t). The ear is the way to the heart, so if you want someone's heart, learn to listen to them. @anewme_a.w
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YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR SEATREIT
don94919 don94919
7 may
if YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR SEATREIT
Mama, just killed a mouse
Mama, just killed a mouse
Ok, now show me how you're going to protect
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
dregone dregone
11 mar
I swore never to be a stepfather but that child's smile won my heart!
I'M A JOKER MA SMOKER
A MIDNIGHT TOKER
I'M A JOKER MA SMOKER A MIDNIGHT TOKER
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY
BIG NEGR ON
STILL FAT
JoeyCongas JoeyCongas
7 mar
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY BIG NEGR ON STILL FAT
Be
When you no'matterhow 'you
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Be When you no'matterhow 'you
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
One of my biggest faults is when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
nothing scares me more than someone loving me one day and deciding they don't want me the next. nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
IN ONE PICTURE
320solutions 320solutions
20 may
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT IN ONE PICTURE
PEOPLE SAYING COPS NEED MORE AND LONGER TRAINING.
YOU'VE HAD 18+ YEARS TO TEACH YOUR CHILD NOT TO BE A DICKHEAD THUG ASS PUNK,
YET HERE WE ARE
youdontknowme9
5 mar
PEOPLE SAYING COPS NEED MORE AND LONGER TRAINING. YOU'VE HAD 18+ YEARS TO TEACH YOUR CHILD NOT TO BE A DICKHEAD THUG ASS PUNK, YET HERE WE ARE