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Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
Me when try to get hours of sleep in
hrs
"This sum bullshit."
Me when try to get hours of sleep in hrs "This sum bullshit."
Flipped the microwave on its side.
It's loving it!
Flipped the microwave on its side. It's loving it!
MEN HAUE BEEM THE MGOh AND QSC NUCICAR ENERGY
YET We STIL EAR ABOUT BOOBS
chrisfunsize chrisfunsize
12 mar
MEN HAUE BEEM THE MGOh AND QSC NUCICAR ENERGY YET We STIL EAR ABOUT BOOBS
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well?
I So why do you keep cooking?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? I So why do you keep cooking?
OB) HAVE HAVE
CUESS TOU A SOGAL WORT.
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
19 mar
OB) HAVE HAVE CUESS TOU A SOGAL WORT.
fully intend to haunt people when die.
have a list.
fully intend to haunt people when die. have a list.
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
UNSTOPPABLE MOTIVATION
DON'T LET NEGATIVE AND TOXIC PEOPLE RENT SPACE IN YOUR HEAD.
RAISE THE RENT AND KICK THEM OUT.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
UNSTOPPABLE MOTIVATION DON'T LET NEGATIVE AND TOXIC PEOPLE RENT SPACE IN YOUR HEAD. RAISE THE RENT AND KICK THEM OUT.
The end of the
My girlfriend
SSS
The end of the My girlfriend SSS
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart.
Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart. Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
You can't knock talent es eV
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
27 may
You can't knock talent es eV
True love means that you care more about someone else's happiness than your own. No matter how much pain it may bring you.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
11 mar
True love means that you care more about someone else's happiness than your own. No matter how much pain it may bring you.
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
when you live a busy life but still
make time for those who matter:
when you live a busy life but still make time for those who matter:
When I'm an old lady
I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor
all over the house in
case I fall down
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
Make big snow lumps.
Insert glow sticks for eyes.
Freak, the tweakers
adept4fiends adept4fiends
13 mar
Make big snow lumps. Insert glow sticks for eyes. Freak, the tweakers
HERE'S A THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF CANCELLING EVERYTHING WE GREW UP WITH AND LOVE... WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM BE OFFENDED AND
GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES?
snurlly
11 mar
HERE'S A THOUGHT, INSTEAD OF CANCELLING EVERYTHING WE GREW UP WITH AND LOVE... WHY DON'T WE JUST LET THEM BE OFFENDED AND GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES?
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
noonaryDaily noonaryDaily
20 mar
do you ever start crying about something & then the next day you get your period and you're like I knew I wasn't a weak ass bitch
WE MAY HAVE
DIFFERENT RELIGIONS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN
BUT WE ALL BELONG TO
ONE HUMAN RACE
Anonymous Awakening
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
WE MAY HAVE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN BUT WE ALL BELONG TO ONE HUMAN RACE Anonymous Awakening