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ten
noun
A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness.
Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
ten noun A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
Me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we have 4 hours to live.
We are intellectually superior in every way
Hm946 Hm946
10 mar
Me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we have 4 hours to live. We are intellectually superior in every way
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME,
rr te
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND DO MY OWN THING.
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
14 mar
DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME, rr te I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND DO MY OWN THING.
SWEAR COD KAREN
I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
callous_crap callous_crap
21 mar
SWEAR COD KAREN I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
when you eat too much of KFC
Mslissa Mslissa
4d
when you eat too much of KFC
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
CrashDavis CrashDavis
13 mar
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
They left you like you were trash,
And collected you as my treasure...
optimalanimal555 optimalanimal555
18 mar
They left you like you were trash, And collected you as my treasure...
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband.
Would u want this in your kitchen??
Help me settle an argument w/ my husband. Would u want this in your kitchen??
see what the problem is here...
I'm talking in English and you re listeninoin dumbass.
see what the problem is here... I'm talking in English and you re listeninoin dumbass.
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK
BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
desiloo desiloo
6 mar
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
WHOYOU GONNA cALL?
BEER BUSTERS!
WHOYOU GONNA cALL? BEER BUSTERS!
Growing up is difficult
Growing up is difficult
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
A man n named Dashrath Manjhi carved a 360 ft long path through a mountain for 22 years using only a hammer and chisel to reduce the distance between his village and the nearest doctor from 55km to 15km, to ensure no one would die like his wife did because they could not get medical care.
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
biff biff
18 mar
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT... I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!