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Texas Florida someplace that
Loves Freedom but out of here!
Where are you going?!
nicoleO nicoleO
15d
Texas Florida someplace that Loves Freedom but out of here! Where are you going?!
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
LukeEller LukeEller
18 mar
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"
should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.
THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT. THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THAT PICINIC Bi
danc7684 danc7684
15 may
CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THAT PICINIC Bi
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
I'm David
Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos..
Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha
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engllist engllist
16 mar
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! I'm David Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos.. Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha Like Reply - Message
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
ger you
When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego.
Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily
llatad
When someone tries to trig
missingwherev8 missingwherev8
25 mar
ger you When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego. Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily llatad When someone tries to trig
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
SHE'S NOT WEARING
Siego129
6 apr
SHE'S NOT WEARING
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life"
when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life" when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEW.
unaware_groups unaware_groups
11 may
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEW.
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
mack10 mack10
28 may
when another villager asks you to sit on his face
DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MEME IS
50 POPULAR
ITS NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY;
LilFroggy18 LilFroggy18
9 jun
DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MEME IS 50 POPULAR ITS NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY;
"ly it drive, 'im a cat
(or Christ sake! Take
"ly it drive, 'im a cat (or Christ sake! Take
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR
IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
SMOON
11 may
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
October 12, 2016 p.m. Hood County 9-1-1 receives a call from father whose 3-year-old son is not breathing. SUBSCRIBE