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There is one good thing about Texas heat... you can guarantee no one is in your back seat waiting to kill you
Texas Memes There is one good thing about Texas heat... you can guarantee no one is in your back seat waiting to kill you
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
13 mar
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
In 1917 Ernie Shore once threw a
"Perfect Game" with 27 straight outs without allowing a baserunner, but is only credited with a combined no hitter because he pitched in relief of the starter Babe Ruth who was ejected after walking the first batter and punching the umpire
In 1917 Ernie Shore once threw a "Perfect Game" with 27 straight outs without allowing a baserunner, but is only credited with a combined no hitter because he pitched in relief of the starter Babe Ruth who was ejected after walking the first batter and punching the umpire
cam ava a Slaaovar
cam ava a Slaaovar
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash.
There is lot of trash in the sea.
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is lot of trash in the sea.
No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.
Integrity is everything.
Wisdom
Quotes
No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all. Integrity is everything. Wisdom Quotes
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade
wonk
me anytime I'm asked a question that requires an answer above my pay grade wonk
We see lots of pictures of wounded male veterans. Did you ever see a picture of wounded female veterans? Here is one.
Pass It Onl!
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
We see lots of pictures of wounded male veterans. Did you ever see a picture of wounded female veterans? Here is one. Pass It Onl!
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
When you send your husband into the store for one thing...
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm
Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty,
Prrr, Prrr, Prrr
shady_groups shady_groups
11 mar
Soft Titty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Firm Happy Titty, Sleepy Kitty, Prrr, Prrr, Prrr
LAST NIG GOT.
THROWN OUT OF THE GASINO
RES
ry
ITOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE FRRES TABIE
LAST NIG GOT. THROWN OUT OF THE GASINO RES ry ITOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE FRRES TABIE
'PERFECT MARRIAGE'
IS JUST TWO IMPERFECT PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO GIVE UP ON EACH OTHER
christi13 christi13
27 mar
'PERFECT MARRIAGE' IS JUST TWO IMPERFECT PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO GIVE UP ON EACH OTHER
there are 21 million penguins in
Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
OH YES!! THE PAST CAN HURT.
BUT YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR LEARN FROM IT.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
20 mar
OH YES!! THE PAST CAN HURT. BUT YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT, OR LEARN FROM IT.
CAUTION FLOOR
COVERED
WITH
POLITICAL
PROMISES
bigwoody bigwoody
10 mar
CAUTION FLOOR COVERED WITH POLITICAL PROMISES
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
It's okay if you don't like me.
Not everyone has
good taste.
It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR
VACUUM CLEANER HAS
BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON
YOU FOR YEARS.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS.
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?
PicRec PicRec
26 may
I just learned what cosplay is... I used to call it something else. What do you call it?