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THAT EVEN HER SISTER IS IN THE KITCHEN HELPING COOK YOU BREAKFAST
THAT EVEN HER SISTER IS IN THE KITCHEN HELPING COOK YOU BREAKFAST
"Describe yourself in three words"
Me:
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
"Describe yourself in three words" Me:
of
Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
She was screaming for her life
My family needs prayers.
Just found out my grandpa is addicted to
Viagra..
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
preparedgoodti preparedgoodti
18 mar
My family needs prayers. Just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.. No one is taking it harder than grandma.
When you realize that they are not flying!
ess lhes
Crazy tai
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
ess lhes Crazy tai
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
Jester13 Jester13
8 mar
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
Mareus Stanley
At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me.
He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Mareus Stanley At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me. He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
WinterSnow WinterSnow
7 mar
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
My human be like. "Stop Barking!"
In Sickness
*coughs up blood* "I'm fine":
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio,
Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* "I'm dying":
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra,
Sagittarius
In Sickness *coughs up blood* "I'm fine": Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius *sneezes* "I'm dying": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
If it hurts, leave.
Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you
still do.
LE. Bowman
awakepoets awakepoets
15 mar
If it hurts, leave. Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you still do. LE. Bowman
Kids Are Not Responsible For
*Caring for siblings
*Being emotional supports for adults
*Finding money to Pay bills
*Creating rules, structure, and order because the adults can't or won't
*Taking care of their parents emotionally
*Managing fights between parents.
*Protecting themselves from adults
*Figuring things out on their own
Kids Are Not Responsible For *Caring for siblings *Being emotional supports for adults *Finding money to Pay bills *Creating rules, structure, and order because the adults can't or won't *Taking care of their parents emotionally *Managing fights between parents. *Protecting themselves from adults *Figuring things out on their own
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS...
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
ff
Militarycreep Militarycreep
10 mar
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS... WHEREVER YOU ARE! ff
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL
WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle
Me: yeah your mom
Cop: very funny
Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie
Cop: What the fu-
kee_kee_ka_ka kee_kee_ka_ka
15 mar
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle Me: yeah your mom Cop: very funny Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie Cop: What the fu-
*Tips from granny*
If she doesn't cup the
balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
*Tips from granny* If she doesn't cup the balls while sucking it leave that bitch.
INTRODUCING THE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN 3000
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
12 feb
INTRODUCING THE GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN 3000
IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER
jewelsy34 jewelsy34
25 apr
IF PEOPLE MAKE YOU SICK THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD COOK THEM LONGER