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THAT'S TOO MUCH SOY SAUCE YOU ARE GONNA CET HiCh FROLESTERAL ANT IE
THAT'S TOO MUCH SOY SAUCE YOU ARE GONNA CET HiCh FROLESTERAL ANT IE
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP...
NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP... NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL
WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the
"cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain
with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the "cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
idlesarcatsmcats idlesarcatsmcats
21 mar
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
When your brother turns off your video game Me:
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE NYMPHOMANIACS
THE PROBLEM IS AFTER A FEW YEARS,
THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
BearWarrior BearWarrior
6 may
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE NYMPHOMANIACS THE PROBLEM IS AFTER A FEW YEARS, THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
PLEASE DON'T BE RUDE TO ME BECAUSE MY RUDE WILL OUTRUDE YOUR RUDE AND I'LL MAKE YOU CRY.
IG- @The_gentle_women
PLEASE DON'T BE RUDE TO ME BECAUSE MY RUDE WILL OUTRUDE YOUR RUDE AND I'LL MAKE YOU CRY. IG- @The_gentle_women
YOUR GIFT
is in the litter box
warmClub warmClub
20 mar
YOUR GIFT is in the litter box
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM
eMotivate HIM
eBuild with HIM
eMake HIM feel Special
JennyGoff
13 mar
eTake HIM on Dates eSatisfy HIM eMotivate HIM eBuild with HIM eMake HIM feel Special
Bill is on the internet.
Bill sees something that offends him.
Bill moves on.
Bill is smart.
Be like Bill.
Hawkblade
18 mar
Bill is on the internet. Bill sees something that offends him. Bill moves on. Bill is smart. Be like Bill.
When your best friend hijacks your first look...
It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE'
ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS)
BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
4 may
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE' ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS) BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
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Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
SLEEP \
WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP,
SIEEP, COW,
Bdharqe Bdharqe
13 mar
SLEEP \ WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP, SIEEP, COW,
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
WHAT YOU ALLOW WHAT WILL CONTINUE.
ty
WHAT YOU ALLOW WHAT WILL CONTINUE. ty
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!
Siego129
16 apr
According to a survey 99.9% of men looking at this picture won't notice the mouse on the donut!