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the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row
ig: realpettymayO
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row ig: realpettymayO
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
Me when I walk in to a room with more people in it then I had expected.
My boss told me should dress for the job want. What does a stay at home billionaire look like?
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AUNTY ACID
aunty acid
My boss told me should dress for the job want. What does a stay at home billionaire look like? eN\ AUNTY ACID aunty acid
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha.
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours.
You listen.
ashwinidodani
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours. You listen. ashwinidodani
WELL PUL DAMNED
SO THATS WHAT STUPEB LOGKS LIKE
Jackee Jackee
13d
WELL PUL DAMNED SO THATS WHAT STUPEB LOGKS LIKE
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
It must be very difficult to be someone who has less intelligence than a pigeon.
pure_groups43 pure_groups43
5 jun
It must be very difficult to be someone who has less intelligence than a pigeon.
Make big snow lumps.
Insert glow sticks for eyes.
Freak, the tweakers
adept4fiends adept4fiends
13 mar
Make big snow lumps. Insert glow sticks for eyes. Freak, the tweakers
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...
Rewhit
because they say a good worker is hard to find!
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide... Rewhit because they say a good worker is hard to find!
Mr. Rogers was so prepared that he even prepared children for his death. When he died, his website posted a link to help children understand what happened. The post read, "Remember that
feelings are natural and normal, and that happy
times and sad times are part of everyone's life."
Mr. Rogers was so prepared that he even prepared children for his death. When he died, his website posted a link to help children understand what happened. The post read, "Remember that feelings are natural and normal, and that happy times and sad times are part of everyone's life."
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes.
So, you fly around doing it for them...
Then you hit the ground, but you don't die.
You get up and cook dinner.
Being a parent is like jumping out a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So, you fly around doing it for them... Then you hit the ground, but you don't die. You get up and cook dinner.
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
If you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them, I can't trust you
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
Itlooks like an eternity, but it's short trip enjoy lite and be kind.
When you're dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats
When you're dead inside and sick of life but at least there are cats
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
FOUND CAT. Cream color. Well cared for. No collar/ tags. Doubt it's chipped. Can't keep it because my dog seems afraid of it.
Mohammed Mashali once found a child that suffered from diabetes and needed insulin shot but couldn't afford them, so he asked his mother to buy him some. Sadly his mother could not afford them either and the child passed away. After this he moved to one of the poorest countries and began treating medical patients free of charge. He passed away July 28, 2020. Days before his death he was still helping everyone he could.
Mohammed Mashali once found a child that suffered from diabetes and needed insulin shot but couldn't afford them, so he asked his mother to buy him some. Sadly his mother could not afford them either and the child passed away. After this he moved to one of the poorest countries and began treating medical patients free of charge. He passed away July 28, 2020. Days before his death he was still helping everyone he could.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
Horoscope:
Something positive will happen to you this month!
Horoscope: Something positive will happen to you this month!