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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS
\it
A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
pucknut9 pucknut9
4 apr
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND A MOSQUITO IS \it A MOSQUITO WILL STOP SUCKING AFTER YOU SLAP IT!
verytime my dad goes anywhere,
Bagel sits in his recliner, sad af, waiting for him to come back. Why is he so dramatic?
verytime my dad goes anywhere, Bagel sits in his recliner, sad af, waiting for him to come back. Why is he so dramatic?
moistCrimeupdates moistCrimeupdates
11 mar
What will you do ths stuat on
dreams wont come true if you dont trust
you
- rhea khemani
poetsdealer poetsdealer
15 mar
dreams wont come true if you dont trust you - rhea khemani
COME ON, ADMIT IT...
YOU'VE HAD TONGUE SEX WITH ATWINKIE LEAST ONCE
chrisfunsize chrisfunsize
12 mar
COME ON, ADMIT IT... YOU'VE HAD TONGUE SEX WITH ATWINKIE LEAST ONCE
women
OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
women OFCOURSE I CHANGED, THAT'S WHAT GROWTH IS ALL ABOUT.
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
When you're professional but you can turn hood real quick
When you're professional but you can turn hood real quick
"When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them tor who
"When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them tor who
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
EASTER SUITS BE LIKE...
Before you argue
with someone,
think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives.
Because if not, there's absolutely no point.
-Amber Veal
HIGHER
Before you argue with someone, think to yourself is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives. Because if not, there's absolutely no point. -Amber Veal HIGHER
Dreackul
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Dreackul That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal
Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MEME IS
50 POPULAR
ITS NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY;
LilFroggy18 LilFroggy18
9 jun
DON'T KNOW WHY THIS MEME IS 50 POPULAR ITS NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY;
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside
THIS.
Texas
MattStettner MattStettner
8 mar
Armed suspect robs convenience store, gets shot by every customer inside THIS. Texas
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
Karen: I'm never shopping here again Everyone in the store:
imoge credit: CBSLA
Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills.
The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine,
170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
imoge credit: CBSLA Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills. The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine, 170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
Ht @Macandmomeans
Husband, texting me from the
store: Hey did you want those mini I
\SS
eggs you mentioned?
Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img.
/ Chocolate is necessary for
K survival.
Husband: ok lol
Me: mean your survival.
Husband: I'll get the economy size bi
bag.
Ht @Macandmomeans Husband, texting me from the store: Hey did you want those mini I \SS eggs you mentioned? Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img. / Chocolate is necessary for K survival. Husband: ok lol Me: mean your survival. Husband: I'll get the economy size bi bag.
This 8-year-old boy was bullied for years while growing his hair long to make wigs for kids with cancer.
This 8-year-old boy was bullied for years while growing his hair long to make wigs for kids with cancer.
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD
EVER HAVE.
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD EVER HAVE.