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The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home.
...What the fuck?
I have 458 ducks.
The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. ...What the fuck? I have 458 ducks.
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars
Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
A woman who was badly burned as a child tattooed her own face to cover her scars Basma Hameed learned how to tattoo so she could experiment on her face, then started her own business. Now she helps other burn victims by tattooing discolored scars with pigments that match their skin.
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
You know what? Fuck you
Break action 12 ge votir
You know what? Fuck you Break action 12 ge votir
WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
Anyone put crushed saltines in their soup or is it just me?
THE AWARO
GET
EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
THE AWARO GET EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
Remember 'Bob a job week'? Here is two youngsters getting their beaver badge.
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
that_mens_corner that_mens_corner
10 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
This mother hen was found taking care of two small
kittens in a snow storm...
This mother hen was found taking care of two small kittens in a snow storm...
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I
grandmother has custod
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I grandmother has custod
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
guess it's true what they say about people with big feet...
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle
Me: yeah your mom
Cop: very funny
Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie
Cop: What the fu-
kee_kee_ka_ka kee_kee_ka_ka
15 mar
Cop: anyone else in the vehicle Me: yeah your mom Cop: very funny Mom: (from the backseat) hi sweetie Cop: What the fu-
THREAT
ELIMINATED
THREAT ELIMINATED
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE
THEV'II CIIDELY
IF JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE THEV'II CIIDELY
they lying about little Shit, they lying bout
Plenty Shit...
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
they lying about little Shit, they lying bout Plenty Shit...
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"
"Hey guys, we're getting a dog! Isn't that great?"