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PARAGUAY
The four horsemen of continental punching bags PARAGUAY
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH
READS DR. SEUSS
Wooderson390 Wooderson390
5 mar
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH READS DR. SEUSS
American pride
Thank you to all vets
420BayRay
31 may
American pride Thank you to all vets
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
When you fart in a store aisle and walk away listening to the screams of your victims.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
when you live a busy life but still
make time for those who matter:
when you live a busy life but still make time for those who matter:
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
best_just_4jokes best_just_4jokes
10 mar
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
Kjw73 Kjw73
23 may
*when you pull his pants down to suck his dick for the first time and realize tolerating him as a person was totally worth it*
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.
THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT. THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
WHAT IF THEY CLOSE THE GROCERY STORES? WE'LL HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DORITOS LIVE
jerry1752 jerry1752
16 mar
WHAT IF THEY CLOSE THE GROCERY STORES? WE'LL HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DORITOS LIVE
When hippie and a redneck start dating.
When hippie and a redneck start dating.
The starting pay is $40,000
Later it can go up to $80,000
OK, I'll start later then
elvisiii9 elvisiii9
16 jun
The starting pay is $40,000 Later it can go up to $80,000 OK, I'll start later then
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU
THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
PapaLegba PapaLegba
26d
ACTUALLY, LIFE IS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE HATE YOU THEY DON'T AS YOU FOR SHIT
Ayyyyy inn famous
Ashleyr Ashleyr
8 mar
Ayyyyy inn famous
Wait for it...
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS,
BONFIRES AND WARM WEATHER?
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS, BONFIRES AND WARM WEATHER?
When your parents are not rich but still afford to give you a beautiful life.
Appreciate their sacrifices.
When your parents are not rich but still afford to give you a beautiful life. Appreciate their sacrifices.
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect