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Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing.
don bean
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taniaye taniaye
7 mar
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. don bean Sh
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
\Who grew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
\Who grew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up
because i realised happiness isn't
it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build
you build
i spent years but eventually searching for happiness i gave up because i realised happiness isn't it' thi something you happiness find isn't it's something you build you build
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
just saw the signs of SPRING this morning.
Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop
just saw the signs of SPRING this morning. Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Do you think you could live in tiny cottage?
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Do you think you could live in tiny cottage?
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
I've bought a fish tank,
Now my cat has his own TV
I've bought a fish tank, Now my cat has his own TV
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a
rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
when you convince your friend who rather stay home to hang out
when you convince your friend who rather stay home to hang out
printers have really come a long way...
printers have really come a long way...
Why must live this life alone in solitude?
Iam So lonely...
Don't fucking touch
Will this loneliness ever and?
Why must live this life alone in solitude? Iam So lonely... Don't fucking touch Will this loneliness ever and?
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
I'm David
Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos..
Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha
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engllist engllist
16 mar
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! I'm David Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos.. Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha Like Reply - Message
You may think I'm posting this because of the boobs,which that is part of the reason,but seriously look at the cats expression in the background haha
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
18 mar
You may think I'm posting this because of the boobs,which that is part of the reason,but seriously look at the cats expression in the background haha
aTe
WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FORYOU
STOP PLANING
unionblood unionblood
10 mar
aTe WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FORYOU STOP PLANING
should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
Not everyone will get this
@VISUALSHITTER
we all qet it
Not everyone will get this @VISUALSHITTER we all qet it