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The less people you chill with.
The less bullshit you deal with.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
The less people you chill with. The less bullshit you deal with.
am quivering in my boots
gamyGroups gamyGroups
17 mar
am quivering in my boots
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of
Jam-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could literally stare at a wall for 4 hours with no consequences. I love the silence and calm, I love it.
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of Jam-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could literally stare at a wall for 4 hours with no consequences. I love the silence and calm, I love it.
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
this is how get no work done and im completely okay with it
my kids destroying the entire house
Me, trying to sleep inona weekend
my kids destroying the entire house Me, trying to sleep inona weekend
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What the fuck are they putt in
Starbucks?!
Azz_PURE Azz_PURE
22 mar
ing in What the fuck are they putt in Starbucks?!
THE IRL YOULIKE HERFATHER HER BROTHER
ucp cy vepriestiavee YOU
THE IRL YOULIKE HERFATHER HER BROTHER ucp cy vepriestiavee YOU
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH
ar
WHO REMEMBERS SWINGING SO HIGH ar
THE THE PART THAT SAYS HOW STIMULUS BILL MUCH YOU'RE GETTING
MarkKeith
15 mar
THE THE PART THAT SAYS HOW STIMULUS BILL MUCH YOU'RE GETTING
AIN'T GOING BACK TO
DAYCARE
AIN'T GOING BACK TO DAYCARE
Me: it's medicinal
Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute
Me: it's my emotional support hooker
mack10 mack10
5 jun
Me: it's medicinal Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute Me: it's my emotional support hooker
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
JennyGoff
12 mar
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
When you send your husband into the store for one thing...
The face he makes every time she turns around is too funny
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing