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THE LONGER YOU LOOK
THE WORSE IT GETS
320solutions 320solutions
6 mar
THE LONGER YOU LOOK THE WORSE IT GETS
Katie: Mommy, why is the chicken man's body so little?"
Me:%) "That's his tie, honey,'
Now can't unsee it
Katie: Mommy, why is the chicken man's body so little?" Me:%) "That's his tie, honey,' Now can't unsee it
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth
But you still keep listening
p1ousNCFStup1d p1ousNCFStup1d
31 mar
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth But you still keep listening
The less people you chill with.
The less bullshit you deal with.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
The less people you chill with. The less bullshit you deal with.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. GET OVER IT
YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE SHIT
kathywalden kathywalden
6 may
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. GET OVER IT YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE SHIT
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DISTURBED BECAUSE OF THE MEMES YOU SHARE
BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK AT LEAST 95%"
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DISTURBED BECAUSE OF THE MEMES YOU SHARE BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK AT LEAST 95%"
CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak?
of Thrones
To be honest, I was
drunk for most of it.
pr1vateGroups pr1vateGroups
11 mar
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak? of Thrones To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
There are doors
GOD is going to open for you just to show you that He is God in your life.
Amen!
none8
16 mar
There are doors GOD is going to open for you just to show you that He is God in your life. Amen!
'Youva THE WHOLE
_SOT THE WHOLE PLAN
THE LARGO GRo,
PateHic GN
Wilt
totalPuns totalPuns
18 mar
'Youva THE WHOLE _SOT THE WHOLE PLAN THE LARGO GRo, PateHic GN Wilt
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
BearWarrior BearWarrior
24 apr
Alighting strike and a rainbow at the same time!
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
Jafo Jafo
20 mar
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
dregone dregone
11 mar
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS
"WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 jun
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS "WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live.
Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].
When I'm the only one in the house who ever changes the empty toilet paper roll
When I'm the only one in the house who ever changes the empty toilet paper roll
He's loving his carrots