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The look I give someone when they suggest a Harry Potter marathon...
it,
if
The look I give someone when they suggest a Harry Potter marathon... it, if
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
surrealGroups2 surrealGroups2
3 may
am at the age where my mind still thinks am 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. Anyone else reached this point in their life yet ?
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED
Big Bertha, a gun used during World
War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
taniaye taniaye
22 mar
MYSTERIESRUNSOLVED Big Bertha, a gun used during World War I, was so powerful that troops had to move 300 yards away and put cotton wads in their ears, eyes, and nose, as well as open their mouths, so that their eardrums weren't burst by the blast pressure.
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY
IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
10 may
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL
WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE GUM.
Take me somewhere expensive...
gregglesty
11 mar
Take me somewhere expensive...
@dog_rates
This is Silas. He wanted to show you his new raincoat and announce he's challenging the next storm he sees.
would be his backpup
& Silas
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
@dog_rates This is Silas. He wanted to show you his new raincoat and announce he's challenging the next storm he sees. would be his backpup & Silas PM - - Twitter for iPhone
My life hasn't been the same since
my accident.
What accident?
The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
My life hasn't been the same since my accident. What accident? The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
I went down to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.
bestgroups2 bestgroups2
16 mar
I went down to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.
Sean Penn looks like all 3 stooges put together
IN
Sean Penn looks like all 3 stooges put together IN
COLDEST THING OM EARTH AT 6 AM
Gargoyle Gargoyle
13 mar
COLDEST THING OM EARTH AT 6 AM
Amazing designs
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST.
Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST. Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
HEAR YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. WANNA USE MY LITTER BOK?
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam?
My mom at Gam:
nochillcreep nochillcreep
22 mar
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam? My mom at Gam:
This should be on a hallmark card!!!!
af
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
This should be on a hallmark card!!!! af
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
Lol
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE.
2) CRANKY MORNING
1) HAPPY PEOPLE THAT MORNING FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING THE HAPPY PEOPLE MORNING PEOPLE.
none8
14 mar
Lol THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. 2) CRANKY MORNING 1) HAPPY PEOPLE THAT MORNING FANTASIZE ABOUT KILLING THE HAPPY PEOPLE MORNING PEOPLE.
McDonald's isn't messin around
McDonald's isn't messin around
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur"
Dad: "it's impossible"
Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend"
Dad:
Daughter: "I want a dinosaur" Dad: "it's impossible" Daughter: "Then let me have a boyfriend" Dad: