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The man who abhors violence
Never killing but this is the truth Flash
You take ordinary people
And you fashion them inlo weapons...
behold Team Flash transformed into
murderers
Flash, lash, the man who keeps running, ~ never looking back because he dare nat, out off: shame
PhoteGrid
The man who abhors violence Never killing but this is the truth Flash You take ordinary people And you fashion them inlo weapons... behold Team Flash transformed into murderers Flash, lash, the man who keeps running, ~ never looking back because he dare nat, out off: shame PhoteGrid
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR?
OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
iS IT THE BALL TYPE DEODORANT YOU WANT SIR? OH NO MISS IT'S FOR UNDER MY ARMS
THE TOOTHPASTE PERSONALITY' TES
{il kay ee Hy a is
= =
IMPULSIVE, THRIFTY, STUBBORN, ANTISOCIAL,
LIFE OF THE PRONE To SoWWitTED BAD BREATH
PARTY DEPRESSION
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
THE TOOTHPASTE PERSONALITY' TES {il kay ee Hy a is = = IMPULSIVE, THRIFTY, STUBBORN, ANTISOCIAL, LIFE OF THE PRONE To SoWWitTED BAD BREATH PARTY DEPRESSION
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
When you've got a deep rage burning inside you but you've got to act nice because you're at work...
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY
IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
10 may
SHIRT ON THE NAKED FEMALE BODY IS LIKE A FLAG ON A CONQUERED FORTRESS
Best selfie ever
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Best selfie ever
ig: @rip.emotions
@rip_emotions
My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one
Me: But this one smells like you
ig: @rip.emotions @rip_emotions My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one Me: But this one smells like you
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak?
of Thrones
To be honest, I was
drunk for most of it.
pr1vateGroups pr1vateGroups
11 mar
Grandpa, what was it like living through the COVID-19 outbreak? of Thrones To be honest, I was drunk for most of it.
I SHOWED YOU MY SNOOT
PLEASE RESPOND
I SHOWED YOU MY SNOOT PLEASE RESPOND
I might look calm but in my head
I have punched you in the face three times...
I might look calm but in my head I have punched you in the face three times...
enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling:
"THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling: "THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
dregone dregone
11 mar
The awkward moment when you think you doa silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
KEN
GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
pucknut9 pucknut9
22 mar
KEN GVERY GIRL cA HARD DICKENS CIDER
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO 'SEETHE
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO 'SEETHE
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room