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The most powerful governments on
Earth can't keep
a virus from spreading,
WWW but they say
they can change
the earth's temperature if you pay more taxes.
The most powerful governments on Earth can't keep a virus from spreading, WWW but they say they can change the earth's temperature if you pay more taxes.
*shopping for patio furniture*
Customer: do you have something that will piss off my vegan neighbors?
Salesman: say no more
*shopping for patio furniture* Customer: do you have something that will piss off my vegan neighbors? Salesman: say no more
WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THEY USED TO PUT TOYS
MEDEA BHVECS
WHO REMEMBERS WHEN THEY USED TO PUT TOYS MEDEA BHVECS
Our parents make cute babies
Your mother is a printer
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Our parents make cute babies Your mother is a printer
there are 21 million penguins in
Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
WHEN YOU TO & FRIENDS HOUSE
AND THEY ASK IF YQU'RE OK SI CePING Ot THE
WHEN YOU TO & FRIENDS HOUSE AND THEY ASK IF YQU'RE OK SI CePING Ot THE
Have you ever realized that
Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
.and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
PapaLegba PapaLegba
19d
Have you ever realized that Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" .and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker
But I think she's bluffing.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think she's bluffing.
You (AN ALL (oME
oT Now..
HA MY (OF FEE.
You (AN ALL (oME oT Now.. HA MY (OF FEE.
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life"
when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life" when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
ANY FOOL CAN DIE, LIVING TAKES IMAGINATION
Naan
ANY FOOL CAN DIE, LIVING TAKES IMAGINATION Naan
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days
I'm: going to
Me talking to the laundry I haven't folded in 3 days I'm: going to
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
RAMBO.... STOP KNOCKING LIKE YOU THE POLICE.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR
VACUUM CLEANER HAS
BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON
YOU FOR YEARS.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS.
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
Interesting
cally baels
the
explry it
OF longer
fs the he the
De cver cealize that one of then
Whp os letter in Emglish, called w? deuble
exygan is slowly killing vow em
75-100 years to
Lrery the you elean something, yow just make Something else dirty,
& sid 8 sill
imtentionallly lasing a game of roel a game of roek,
just as ard as
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
14 mar
Interesting cally baels the explry it OF longer fs the he the De cver cealize that one of then Whp os letter in Emglish, called w? deuble exygan is slowly killing vow em 75-100 years to Lrery the you elean something, yow just make Something else dirty, & sid 8 sill imtentionallly lasing a game of roel a game of roek, just as ard as
Some people will walk all over you with the shoes you bought them.
Some people will walk all over you with the shoes you bought them.
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! MYEAH/
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER! MYEAH/
CAREFUL BOYS
DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT
Memegod199 Memegod199
8 apr
CAREFUL BOYS DONT LET A $7 SUNDRESS COST YOU S70K CHILD SUPPORT