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The new candy strippers uniform
The new candy strippers uniform
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
aintThe1 aintThe1
12 mar
It's better to have nobody than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
"ly it drive, 'im a cat
(or Christ sake! Take
"ly it drive, 'im a cat (or Christ sake! Take
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
None of your business!
Are you out of mind! Why do you carry those bricks! Now is bedtime! None of your business!
This is marketing genius
WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT?
Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
This is marketing genius WHY IS DENTISTRY IMPORTANT? Because even though he's missing an eyebrow, the first thing you notice is his smile!
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
alb2655 alb2655
5d
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED
a,
THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
wackygroups90s wackygroups90s
5 jun
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED a, THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK
AN YAW STILY SET ING
coldMustangHumor coldMustangHumor
17 may
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK AN YAW STILY SET ING
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog
Gglobalpositivenews
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog Gglobalpositivenews
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
he
try
STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
8 mar
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD he try STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.
THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT. THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
Would you live in
I -
farmhouse?
Would you live in I - farmhouse?
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
WE Hive Bend
"REACH yours Gags
EXTENS WARRANT
WE Hive Bend "REACH yours Gags EXTENS WARRANT
That's it, I'm otter here!
JojoLove JojoLove
11 mar
That's it, I'm otter here!
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE
ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
So technically, when porn stars take off their clothes they are getting dressed for work
So technically, when porn stars take off their clothes they are getting dressed for work
UST
INpROTECTED AGAIN,
I WANNA AW DA
BREATH
LynnGonder LynnGonder
4 mar
UST INpROTECTED AGAIN, I WANNA AW DA BREATH