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"The nine
most terrifying words in the
English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
-Ronald Reagan
Aims Aims
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
When you are added to a private FB group of really fucked up memes and you go swear an oath not to be a fucking snitch
When you are added to a private FB group of really fucked up memes and you go swear an oath not to be a fucking snitch
Shut up and drink your beer.
gregglesty
17 mar
Shut up and drink your beer.
I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus
Your old bus just went by
Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time
I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus Your old bus just went by Bo still hopes you are getting off after all this time
How to fold a fitted sheet.
CharElliott CharElliott
6 mar
How to fold a fitted sheet.
Suprized attack!!!
LJpisces LJpisces
22 mar
Suprized attack!!!
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT
By Mesaway
THE oVEN'S THAT MEANS BeePinG, DEAR. DINNERS NoT By Mesaway
Princes Diana broke the royal rules for her son
William by taking part in the Mother's Day running race at her son's school.
She reportedly placed first in 1987 and 1988, carond in 1020 and third in 10Q0
Princes Diana broke the royal rules for her son William by taking part in the Mother's Day running race at her son's school. She reportedly placed first in 1987 and 1988, carond in 1020 and third in 10Q0
THPLACE:
EAR
RACE:
POLITIcS: %+4
RELIGION:
PHILOSOPHY:
TARE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
8 mar
THPLACE: EAR RACE: POLITIcS: %+4 RELIGION: PHILOSOPHY: TARE
mum before using a bad word
EVERY SINGLE DAY
THE CET TIPINER
EVERY SINGLE DAY THE CET TIPINER
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Nah I'll just take the wolf pack
THE FACE YOU MAKE
WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
rainbowent rainbowent
14 mar
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390
away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative
10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.
IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Rikkeej Rikkeej
16 mar
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention. IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Inside : casual / outside: RUNNING LIKE A RHINO
Tumbleweed33 Tumbleweed33
6 mar
Her. He's probably cheating on me right now Him: