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The older I get the more I realize no one has any idea what they're doing.
Most people are just pretending.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
The older I get the more I realize no one has any idea what they're doing. Most people are just pretending.
Fall in love with taking care of of yourself, Fall in love with the path of deep healing. Fall in love with becoming the best version of yourself but with
(Patience with compassion and
respect to your own journey.
-s. mcnutt
Fall in love with taking care of of yourself, Fall in love with the path of deep healing. Fall in love with becoming the best version of yourself but with (Patience with compassion and respect to your own journey. -s. mcnutt
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit?
Bob: A trout.
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit? Bob: A trout.
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
WinterSnow WinterSnow
14 mar
Me staying up till Sam looking at memes and have to be at work at
That's it, I'm otter here!
JojoLove JojoLove
11 mar
That's it, I'm otter here!
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH
READS DR. SEUSS
Wooderson390 Wooderson390
5 mar
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH READS DR. SEUSS
WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL
'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG.
RECEPTION
Original Anist
Renradtietanltgites Shell
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL 'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG. RECEPTION Original Anist Renradtietanltgites Shell
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
How will look once I finish burying my inner demons
minimal_fend minimal_fend
20 apr
How will look once I finish burying my inner demons
Types of Cat Loaf
white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain
Pe
Types of Cat Loaf white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain Pe
Depression is sleeping through the day in a d
Depression is ignoring calls and texts from family and friends.
Depression is feeling lonely but not wanting company. AQ
Depression is a disease. It's called the silent killer for a reason:
If you're still here today, love you
MINDJOURNALS)
Depression is sleeping through the day in a d Depression is ignoring calls and texts from family and friends. Depression is feeling lonely but not wanting company. AQ Depression is a disease. It's called the silent killer for a reason: If you're still here today, love you MINDJOURNALS)
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free
da
Just like that?
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free da Just like that?
Oh SHIT!
That's My Cum Sock
Oh SHIT! That's My Cum Sock
When you're driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final
Destination 2 flashback so you're driving like
When you're driving behind a truck like this and you have a Final Destination 2 flashback so you're driving like
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy?
30 years later:
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy? 30 years later:
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
A sculpture made entirely out of pencils
AN, Wears
WS O\
SS
DDivya DDivya
5 mar
A sculpture made entirely out of pencils AN, Wears WS O\ SS