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The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Michiganguy81
5 jun
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
When no one is looking
SO you have time to set your dick just right
When no one is looking SO you have time to set your dick just right
Josh Stockhill. a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life. starts his first day of school.
Josh Stockhill. a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life. starts his first day of school.
"The Center of the Universe' is a circle on
the ground in Tulsa, OK. The broken concrete is surrounded by a large circle of bricks, but you'd probably never notice it unless you started talking while standing in the middle. There, you'll hear your voice loudly echoing back at you, and nobody outside the circle will hear a thing - but nobody knows why.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
"The Center of the Universe' is a circle on the ground in Tulsa, OK. The broken concrete is surrounded by a large circle of bricks, but you'd probably never notice it unless you started talking while standing in the middle. There, you'll hear your voice loudly echoing back at you, and nobody outside the circle will hear a thing - but nobody knows why.
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE
UNLESS IT'S BOOBS,
BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
YOSHI8174CSR2 YOSHI8174CSR2
20 feb
HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE RUB THINGS IN MY FACE UNLESS IT'S BOOBS, BOOBS WOULD BE OK!
WAS
YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say
"DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME"
BECALISE WE WEREN'T
A BUNCH OF MORONS
WAS YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say "DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME" BECALISE WE WEREN'T A BUNCH OF MORONS
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
Why did you appear online and did not respond?
me:
fadedWell fadedWell
16 mar
Why did you appear online and did not respond? me:
FARTS
ARE JUST THE
GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
HFOODFACTS
FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT HFOODFACTS
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE,
GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY...
SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
okdog1
13 apr
VASKED GOD FOR A BIKE, GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY... SO STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS!
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
Next time someone asks you
how much you weigh, tell them
We one hundred and sexy.
Ron401 Ron401
15 may
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them We one hundred and sexy.
Why yes. Yes I do!
OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
RonTomlinson
17 mar
Why yes. Yes I do! OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
THANKS MARINE CORPS
FOR PIMPIN MY RIDE!
USMC3092 USMC3092
13 mar
THANKS MARINE CORPS FOR PIMPIN MY RIDE!
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
My army is ready, we attack at nightfall
Rikkeej Rikkeej
13d
My army is ready, we attack at nightfall
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
TopHat TopHat
8 mar
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
ANSWERS TO "LARRY" eDO NOT CHASE o MAY BECOME AGGRESSIVE
$0.15 REWARD
(123) 456-7890
ANSWERS TO "LARRY" eDO NOT CHASE o MAY BECOME AGGRESSIVE $0.15 REWARD (123) 456-7890
DrHurtt DrHurtt
6 mar
yhen you get home from the club at Jam