I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like
I've done 4 lines of coke, taken
30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
Supposedly this photo keeps getting taken down by FB. It would be a shame if we shared it far and wide. Seriously, why would a police officer praying before a meal be something to take down! Unreal!
GOD BLESS OUR OFFICERS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts.
Me: No, tequila's in the
freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it