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the only one who knows how fucked iam is
Google.
tightFabian5 tightFabian5
20 mar
the only one who knows how fucked iam is Google.
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours.
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Here4thenow Here4thenow
11 mar
I hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but always find time to find them in yours. thoughts
You know now they say you can't turn a hoe into a house- wife? Well, you can't turn a narcissistic asshole into a
Prince Charming either.
You know now they say you can't turn a hoe into a house- wife? Well, you can't turn a narcissistic asshole into a Prince Charming either.
whenever tell someone
where I live and they say,
"omg that's so far"
I'm like calm down
I'm not inviting you over.
CarolynBartlett CarolynBartlett
19 mar
whenever tell someone where I live and they say, "omg that's so far" I'm like calm down I'm not inviting you over.
Cat figures out Mom is expecting
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco
Bell for lunch
JerryVanfleet
18 may
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco Bell for lunch
ONLY IN MATH PROBLEMS CAN YOU BUY GO CANTALOUPES ANY NO ONE ASKS II WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU.
iN
II
GKARIMI
ONLY IN MATH PROBLEMS CAN YOU BUY GO CANTALOUPES ANY NO ONE ASKS II WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU. iN II GKARIMI
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like
I've done 4 lines of coke, taken
30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like I've done 4 lines of coke, taken 30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
Supposedly this photo keeps getting taken down by FB. It would be a shame if we shared it far and wide. Seriously, why would a police officer praying before a meal be something to take down! Unreal!
GOD BLESS OUR OFFICERS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
Supposedly this photo keeps getting taken down by FB. It would be a shame if we shared it far and wide. Seriously, why would a police officer praying before a meal be something to take down! Unreal! GOD BLESS OUR OFFICERS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
WHEN WAS A PUR
THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE
WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE
like sit downs better than
like sit downs better than
BEER AND BOOBS
THIS 15 WHY NEED MOVE TO GERMANY
Anthony82 Anthony82
18 may
BEER AND BOOBS THIS 15 WHY NEED MOVE TO GERMANY
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
"This for them fuckin straws bitch"
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT FACING YOUR FeARS, WHICH ILL Be PLAYING ON THE UKULELE.
staidHumor512 staidHumor512
16 mar
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT FACING YOUR FeARS, WHICH ILL Be PLAYING ON THE UKULELE.
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts.
Husband: Really?
Me: No, tequila's in the
freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Husband: What's for dinner? Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts. Husband: Really? Me: No, tequila's in the freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Me: it's medicinal
Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute
Me: it's my emotional support hooker
mack10 mack10
5 jun
Me: it's medicinal Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute Me: it's my emotional support hooker
Me when I feel a slight breeze outside
A Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes."
Drivers gave him cash, coffee, and joints for filling in potholes.
A Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes." Drivers gave him cash, coffee, and joints for filling in potholes.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
A Russian went for an eye check up.
The Doctor showed the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.
) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can
someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it
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ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
6 mar
A Russian went for an eye check up. The Doctor showed the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian : Read I even know the guy..., he's my cousin. ) Czwxngstazky Rozhdestvenskij Can someone explain me this joke please? I don't get it Like Reply