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The point I'm trying to make
The way I explain it
The point I'm trying to make The way I explain it
'DID YOU KNOW?
In the Bodi tribe, in Ethiopia, the most desired men are those with the largest bellies. The more belly
you have, the more attractive you are. I show this to you so you can see that you're not fat, you're just in the wrong tribe.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 mar
'DID YOU KNOW? In the Bodi tribe, in Ethiopia, the most desired men are those with the largest bellies. The more belly you have, the more attractive you are. I show this to you so you can see that you're not fat, you're just in the wrong tribe.
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review
idlesarcatsmcats idlesarcatsmcats
11 mar
Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review
when you're getting pulled over by the cops
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T
KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE OPTIONS THEY HAD TO CHOOSE FROM.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: use your
Toothbrush.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: use your Toothbrush.
Let our dog out to play for the first time in a few days and it lost it's shit
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE'
ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS)
BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
4 may
\CT: A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE EWER THE EXACTI SAME SIZE' ANOTHER FACT: FACE IS) BURIED IN THEM! WHO FUCKING CARES
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED
MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping.
When my wife is up first and
I'm still
"sleeping."
When I'm up first and my wife is still sleeping. When my wife is up first and I'm still "sleeping."
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
deafMydogsplanet deafMydogsplanet
15 mar
Daughter teaches dad how to take selfies, this is what happens
In Sickness
*coughs up blood* "I'm fine":
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio,
Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* "I'm dying":
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra,
Sagittarius
In Sickness *coughs up blood* "I'm fine": Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius *sneezes* "I'm dying": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch
Tabby /iF
Take notes ladies...
MasterMikeyMike MasterMikeyMike
24 may
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch Tabby /iF Take notes ladies...
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Taking bath.
me a picture!
TeeRob TeeRob
7 mar
Him: What are you doing? Her: Taking bath. me a picture!
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not
/ speaking to each now.
other right now.
\Visit Jim Hunt at
I don't avoid housework.
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not / speaking to each now. other right now. \Visit Jim Hunt at I don't avoid housework.
This is Ringo. He likes swimming just a little bit. Might be half seal
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
JodieTroupe JodieTroupe
18 mar
when you didn't get enough sleep and everything during the day pisses you off
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work"
Me after it works:
Jacobwingum53 Jacobwingum53
24 jun
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works: